Love

Love is a psychosis trigger
It makes you go crazier
And crazier each day
It's an addictive poison
That makes you crave more and more
Until it's all that you think about

Love makes your heartbeat faster
Your blood pressure higher
It makes you feel that
You're running in a marathon
That never seems to end
Yikes!

Love makes you hate
It makes you berate
Yourself for being so foolish enough
To get involved in this vicious cycle
Of courtship, partnership and heartbreaks
Again and again

Love is damn mean
Leaves you messes to clean
Up because everybody tends to play it dirty
By toying with each other hearts and souls
Making us feel like it's a battle between the humans and the demons
In some alternate reality fantasy game

That my friend is lust
Nothing but just
Feelings of sexual excitement due to
Intimacy between two or more individuals
With feelings of so-called love and passion
Which is actually an illusion of the bored lonely mind

Love is confusing
You keep thinking
And thinking until your mind went through
A blackout causing you to feel numb
And eventually surrender to a demon
Called love.

This is my take on love. I had to admit, some parts (or all) are kinds dodgy and messy. I apologize for that. I'm currently experimenting here. Hope to post more poems soon.

By the way.....



This guy inspires me to write the poem. His name is George Watsky.

I will upload an entry about him soon, so stay tuned ;)

Image by George Watsky on Wikipedia

Stuff people say on your blog

So, there are plenty of videos uploaded about stuff people say such as, Sh*t girls say, Sh*t Muslim say, Sh*t Asian dads say and the like. So, I'm inspired to make an entry about stuff blog commentors say.

Here goes nothing.

#1 Stuff annoying anonymous commentors say on your blog:

"FAIL!!!!"

"First!!!!!"

#2 Stuff friends say on your blog:

"Oh, pergi tak ajak. kfinetenkiu."

"Wei, you're still not over whatshername is it? Dude, please. Get over it."

#3 Stuff blogwalkers who stumble upon your blog say:

"I was blogwalking when I stumbed upon your blog. Cool entry. Do follow me back :)"

#4 Stuff flirtatious reader say on your blog:

"You look good in this picture. So, are you single ::raises eyebrow flirtatiously:: ?"

#5 Stuff trolls say on your blog:

"You stink!!!!! Weeeee!!!!!"

#6 Stuff conspiracy theorists say on your blog:

"You sir! Are the agent of (insert ridiculous and blown out of proportion conspiracy that you never heard of here) bound to take over the world!!!!"

"Illuminatus! Illuminatus!!!"

#7 Stuff people who have the same experience as you say on your blog:

"Dude! That's exactly what happened to me!!!"

#8 Stuff Pro-Mahasiswa people say:

"We must defend our right to academic freedom!!!!!"

#9 Stuff Pro-Aspirasi people say:

"Be grateful to the authorities!!!!"

#9.5 Stuff Pro-M and Pro-A say to each other:

Pro A: Kau jenis makhluk yang tak tau bersyukur!!!!
Pro M: Kau tu macam lembu dicucuk hidung!!!!

#10 Stuff non-partisan people wish to say to Pro-Aspirasi and Pro-Mahasiwa people:

"Oh my God! Could you guys please shut up before I kill you guys with my shotgun???"

#11 Stuff people who engage in MLM say in your blog:

"Hey, I just invested a few bucks on this program and alhamdulillah I'm earning millions. Click on this link to see my new car and learn how I do it: http://www.MLMpeople.com/newcar-howedoit.html

#12 Stuff webcam people say on your blog:

"You're cute. Let's chat on my webcam: http://www.webcampeoplearecreepy.com

That's all I can think of. Some of them are either exxagerated, toned down due to vulgarity and stuff and some are totally fictional. So, please don't take it seriously. And, I mean no offense here. This entry is for comedic purposes only. If you guys have any ideas that you wanna add, please comment or blog a respond to this entry. Cheers!

A jolt

I was browsing Facebook and stumbled upon one of my friends' status that made me almost want to cry. Cry out of realization.

We always plan things. When things don't go as we planned it to be, we tend to curse and get pissed off. We sometimes tend to get mad at God on why things screw up. Sometimes, we tend to lose hope and give up on life.

When reading that status, I realized that everything happens for a reason. God has reasons why things happen they way they are.

Musing of the mind

What I hate about being neutral is that...

I tend to hear both side of the story and opinion.

And, I tend to agree with both of them and when there are some screw-ups, I tend to believe that both parties are at fault.

So....

Am I a hypocrite and a double agent?

Pelik tak?

Perhatikan kedua-dua situasi berikut:

2 orang bangsa sama dan menganut agama yang sama tetapi bergaduh disebabkan pandangan politik yang berbeza. Siap bergaduh dan mengutuk satu sama lain. Jangan cerita lah kutukan camana. Kalau tak offensive memang tak sah.

2 orang bangsa yang berbeza, menganut agama yang berbeza. Pandangan politik, memang jauh berbeza antara satu sama lain. Tetapi, masih bersahabat baik. Segala pendapat disuarakan dan dibincangkan secara akademik.

Pelik tak?

Atau tidak pelik sama sekali?

10 reasons why I'm not cool

This is a response to this video:



So, this my 10 reasons why I'm not cool.

:: Jingle begins ::

10 Reasons why I am not cool

:: Jingle ends ::

10. I spend more time watching Youtube videos than talking to people.

9. I like to make lame impression of people I know. This includes friends and lecturers.

8. I write parody lyrics to songs and think they're funny even though they're just plain lame.

7. I hum to this song on a regular basis.



6. I tend to use fake accents (sometimes non-existent) to make my statements sound funny.

5. I really want to be a secret agent like Cody Banks.

4. I really and actually want to be a ninja. I mean, an actual ninja. And, tend to use that as an excuse not to be in a relationship.

3. I want to have a picture of me holding a numchuck while posing like a ninja on 9Gag.

2. I tend to act cool in front of guys fearing that they will think I'm gedik. If they're younger than me, I act like I'm their older sister. Sometimes, I try too hard to act really cool that I look dorky and weird instead. I even call some of my guy friends 'bro'.

1. I think that this video is the best PSA for alcohol and binge drinking.



I don't know about you guys but I wouldn't want any of my drunk friends to embarrass me like that. Plus, this is the camera phone age yo! It may be uploaded on Youtube and turned viral for at least 2 years. Yikes!

Personality disorder

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:	High
Schizoid Personality Disorder:	High
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder:	Low
Borderline Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Histrionic Personality Disorder:	High
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Avoidant Personality Disorder:	High
Dependent Personality Disorder:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Moderate
-- Take the Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Info --

Yikes!

Engineers are cool

I like engineers. They're cool. And, I'm not just saying that because my parents are engineers.

How to soldier on from a heartbreak

Smile. Just smile. It doesn't have to be a wide perky smile. It can be a small smile. A broken smile. A sad smile. But don't make it forced. Just smile. Smile when you see him. Smile even though seeing both of them together breaks you. Smile even though he talks about her. Smile even though you see her. You have no reason to make her your enemy. You have no reason to be a sore loser. Despite playing to win, it is important to lose graciously as well. The demon has retreated so don't worry. There are other demons out there. Let the Lord Knight deal with the demon. There are demon lords far more dangerous to face with greater rewards to get.

You are an Assassin Cross. Poison doesn't hurt you. Poison is your weapon. Use it. Smile. Enhance your weapon. Do not attack a retreating demon as its power is more dangerous when provoked. Dangerous than you can ever imagined. Keep that in mind.


I learned from the best, Taec.

To sum it up in Malay: Dah nama Assassin Cross, hati kena kental lah ^_^

This song is dedicated to all girls

Song: Tong Hua (Fairy Tale)
Artist: Michael Wong
Performed by Terry He
Produced & arranged by Aaron Tsang

LYRICS:

Verse 1:
Like any story worth telling, this one's about a girl too
But not just any one girl, I'm talking to all of you
Who stopped believing that fairytales are, in fact, true
Forgot the truth that love is all we need to get through
I'm talking to the girl with the shattered heart
Broken so many times, now her mind seems dark
The one who says that fairytales are for kids
But really she's afraid to love 'cause she's afraid to give

And the girl who moved on to the next 'cause she says
There's no way her Prince Charming would've said what he had
Made her cry, now she thinks that he's just like the rest
But every night (knight) that passes by ain't the same 'cause her ex was the best
Now hear what I gotta say,
Trust me, your knight is on his way, he'll be here any day
We don't all wear armour but we shine in different ways
And I speak on behalf of all of us when I say-

Chorus

Verse 2:
And I understand how hard it must be
To believe after all the pain that we've seen
But it seems to me like fear is the enemy
You can't love me anymore 'cause now you're scared to dream
If only you could see that all of your dreams
Ain't nearly as far away as they first seemed
Then maybe you could reach out and grab them back
Just like that, we could turn the time back to what we had

It's a hard path and yeah, we gon have to fight
But every story has to have its low point, right?
When all hope is lost and she can't find the light
And she's almost given up the fight...
But then the hero does something unexpected and crazy
Flips it all around and her 'no' becomes a 'maybe...'
Gets on his white horse to save his damsel in distress
After the kiss, her 'maybe' becomes a definite 'yes'. ♥

Chorus x2

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmJVZnJ0p0k