Love

Love is a psychosis trigger
It makes you go crazier
And crazier each day
It's an addictive poison
That makes you crave more and more
Until it's all that you think about

Love makes your heartbeat faster
Your blood pressure higher
It makes you feel that
You're running in a marathon
That never seems to end
Yikes!

Love makes you hate
It makes you berate
Yourself for being so foolish enough
To get involved in this vicious cycle
Of courtship, partnership and heartbreaks
Again and again

Love is damn mean
Leaves you messes to clean
Up because everybody tends to play it dirty
By toying with each other hearts and souls
Making us feel like it's a battle between the humans and the demons
In some alternate reality fantasy game

That my friend is lust
Nothing but just
Feelings of sexual excitement due to
Intimacy between two or more individuals
With feelings of so-called love and passion
Which is actually an illusion of the bored lonely mind

Love is confusing
You keep thinking
And thinking until your mind went through
A blackout causing you to feel numb
And eventually surrender to a demon
Called love.

This is my take on love. I had to admit, some parts (or all) are kinds dodgy and messy. I apologize for that. I'm currently experimenting here. Hope to post more poems soon.

By the way.....



This guy inspires me to write the poem. His name is George Watsky.

I will upload an entry about him soon, so stay tuned ;)

Image by George Watsky on Wikipedia

Stuff people say on your blog

So, there are plenty of videos uploaded about stuff people say such as, Sh*t girls say, Sh*t Muslim say, Sh*t Asian dads say and the like. So, I'm inspired to make an entry about stuff blog commentors say.

Here goes nothing.

#1 Stuff annoying anonymous commentors say on your blog:

"FAIL!!!!"

"First!!!!!"

#2 Stuff friends say on your blog:

"Oh, pergi tak ajak. kfinetenkiu."

"Wei, you're still not over whatshername is it? Dude, please. Get over it."

#3 Stuff blogwalkers who stumble upon your blog say:

"I was blogwalking when I stumbed upon your blog. Cool entry. Do follow me back :)"

#4 Stuff flirtatious reader say on your blog:

"You look good in this picture. So, are you single ::raises eyebrow flirtatiously:: ?"

#5 Stuff trolls say on your blog:

"You stink!!!!! Weeeee!!!!!"

#6 Stuff conspiracy theorists say on your blog:

"You sir! Are the agent of (insert ridiculous and blown out of proportion conspiracy that you never heard of here) bound to take over the world!!!!"

"Illuminatus! Illuminatus!!!"

#7 Stuff people who have the same experience as you say on your blog:

"Dude! That's exactly what happened to me!!!"

#8 Stuff Pro-Mahasiswa people say:

"We must defend our right to academic freedom!!!!!"

#9 Stuff Pro-Aspirasi people say:

"Be grateful to the authorities!!!!"

#9.5 Stuff Pro-M and Pro-A say to each other:

Pro A: Kau jenis makhluk yang tak tau bersyukur!!!!
Pro M: Kau tu macam lembu dicucuk hidung!!!!

#10 Stuff non-partisan people wish to say to Pro-Aspirasi and Pro-Mahasiwa people:

"Oh my God! Could you guys please shut up before I kill you guys with my shotgun???"

#11 Stuff people who engage in MLM say in your blog:

"Hey, I just invested a few bucks on this program and alhamdulillah I'm earning millions. Click on this link to see my new car and learn how I do it: http://www.MLMpeople.com/newcar-howedoit.html

#12 Stuff webcam people say on your blog:

"You're cute. Let's chat on my webcam: http://www.webcampeoplearecreepy.com

That's all I can think of. Some of them are either exxagerated, toned down due to vulgarity and stuff and some are totally fictional. So, please don't take it seriously. And, I mean no offense here. This entry is for comedic purposes only. If you guys have any ideas that you wanna add, please comment or blog a respond to this entry. Cheers!

A jolt

I was browsing Facebook and stumbled upon one of my friends' status that made me almost want to cry. Cry out of realization.

We always plan things. When things don't go as we planned it to be, we tend to curse and get pissed off. We sometimes tend to get mad at God on why things screw up. Sometimes, we tend to lose hope and give up on life.

When reading that status, I realized that everything happens for a reason. God has reasons why things happen they way they are.

Musing of the mind

What I hate about being neutral is that...

I tend to hear both side of the story and opinion.

And, I tend to agree with both of them and when there are some screw-ups, I tend to believe that both parties are at fault.

So....

Am I a hypocrite and a double agent?